The Hyperbole's Hylarity Hole: 2016

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

You're gonna need 'em

Did I say weeks? I meant Years..., fuck.

Don't bother asking, the "Shiiiiiiitttt!" faces have been on backorder for so long they may as well be discontinued.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Hate Text

And whats with the spacing between the R and U.

A new color for every letter, Really? And whats with the two typefaces. Sad.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Triangles

actually the equator is just a square with 180° corners.

You Know..for kids.

Friday, March 11, 2016

Deadline Beater

If you gots have labels, cut and paste these-- UNCLE SAM COLD,COLD COFFEE NEWSPAPER TABLE HAT UNTIED BOWTIE 1000yd STARE.

come 11-9-16 I'm ready.

Hat tip SomeGuy.

Monday, March 7, 2016

The 2016 Brown Trowser Awards (coming soon)

The World's first, only Pants Shitting Award, as far as I know, and I am NOT gonna Google that.

Add Nominees in the comments, to be eligible for the 2016 BTA, pant shitiing must have occured during the 2015 calendar year. More rules, details, better art/spelling/grammar coming soon.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Seriously

Either way you're gonna need one of those tiny screwdrivers people use to fix eyeglasses

Most portable units have an adjustment screw inside the battery compartment, desk top models vary, see your device's owner's manual before making any calibrations