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     Born today, adventurer Marco Polo, Children's author Robert Lewis Stevenson, Athlete Pele, Movie Stars Robert Mitchum and Goldie Hawn, Comedian Bud Abbot, and Rocker Michael Schenker.

Pretty impressive almost to good to be true, but you came here for replacement generic links

Look at this shit!

And this shit!

Finally some straight news

It's funny because it's true.

For you sportsball nerds.

That'll learn ya.

There you have it

SONG

Current Avatar

F.C.B.C.

I'll jut leave this here

Work in ProgrssI

Rejected.

My logo submissions for Glibertarians.com, I lost out to the love child of Mr Peanut and Milburn Pennybags.

First attempt

Cleaner G with top hat

Please ignore the missing a

Industrial strength freedom lube

Seizure barrel 

Too busy for a logo sure, but how can you top a sword wielding squirrel riding a laser eyed eagle carrying a rattlesnake with a Lee Marvin scale pattern?

and unfortunately there was this.

Yes, It's awful. I was trying to design in Inkscape and as you can see designing is better done on paper, at least for me.

You're gonna need 'em

Don't bother asking, the "Shiiiiiiitttt!" faces have been on backorder for so long they may as well be discontinued.

Hate Text

A new color for every letter, Really? And whats with the two typefaces. Sad.

Triangles

You Know..for kids.

Deadline Beater

come 11-9-16 I'm ready.

Hat tip   SomeGuy.

The 2016 Brown Trowser Awards (coming soon)

Add Nominees in the comments, to be eligible for the 2016 BTA, pant shitiing must have occured during the 2015 calendar year. More rules, details, better art/spelling/grammar coming soon.

Seriously

Most portable units have an adjustment screw inside the battery compartment, desk top models vary, see your device's owner's manual before making any calibrations

H&R Bingo Done (for now)

Find 'em all!

So I initially wanted to make a Reason H&R meme alphabet, like the Stephen Wildish film alaphabet series but I had a hard time with the Q and I had too many S's so i went with the bingo theme. Pen-ultimately I would like to keep making squares as I think of them or as new memes arise. Ultimately I'd like to make it so the squares are randomly placed on a bingo sheet for each visitor ( what's the fun of bingo if everyone has the same board?) Unfortunately I am not familiar with Java or Perl or whatever program I would use to achieve this, so If any nerds computer geeks whizzes read this and can steer me towards a solution I'd be most grateful.

The Hyperbole.

UPDATE 2/16...I'm not gonna be doing any of that.

2 minutes and 10 seconds you will not be getting back.

'Nuff Said.

I'm starting to see why the xkcd guy just uses stick figure people.

One Weird Trick

He's not your buddy, Pal!

Fight the good fight!

Done

Cut spending doesn't make sense here, but memes gotta meme.

All Hail Chippertopia

Done in response to a commenter's challenge

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The Comic that started it all

My very first political cartoon