Hate Text

A new color for every letter, Really? And whats with the two typefaces. Sad.

Triangles

You Know..for kids.

Deadline Beater

come 11-9-16 I'm ready.

Hat tip   SomeGuy.

The 2016 Brown Trowser Awards (coming soon)

Add Nominees in the comments, to be eligible for the 2016 BTA, pant shitiing must have occured during the 2015 calendar year. More rules, details, better art/spelling/grammar coming soon.

Seriously

Most portable units have an adjustment screw inside the battery compartment, desk top models vary, see your device's owner's manual before making any calibrations

H&R Bingo Done (for now)

Find 'em all!

So I initially wanted to make a Reason H&R meme alphabet, like the Stephen Wildish film alaphabet series but I had a hard time with the Q and I had too many S's so i went with the bingo theme. Pen-ultimately I would like to keep making squares as I think of them or as new memes arise. Ultimately I'd like to make it so the squares are randomly placed on a bingo sheet for each visitor ( what's the fun of bingo if everyone has the same board?) Unfortunately I am not familiar with Java or Perl or whatever program I would use to achieve this, so If any nerds computer geeks whizzes read this and can steer me towards a solution I'd be most grateful.

The Hyperbole.

UPDATE 2/16...I'm not gonna be doing any of that.

2 minutes and 10 seconds you will not be getting back.