Monday, March 20, 2017


My logo submissions for, I lost out to the love child of Mr Peanut and Milburn Pennybags.

My initial sketch had the G making that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shrug but the arms looked weird.
First attempt

I like the less sketchy G, but I should make the 'stache a tad bigger
Cleaner G with top hat

It's either a lantern shining the light of truth or a robot's head, your choice.
Please ignore the missing a
Tried to get the G to wrap around the barrel but no luck, I need to figure that out.
Industrial strength freedom lube

Just messing with fills and this makes my head hurt so I thought I'd share.
Seizure barrel 

Originally the eagle had a Gatling gun, but I was not able to make it look good, I think this is better anyway.
Too busy for a logo sure, but how can you top a sword wielding squirrel riding a laser eyed eagle carrying a rattlesnake with a Lee Marvin scale pattern?

and unfortunately there was this.
Yes, It's awful. I was trying to design in Inkscape and as you can see designing is better done on paper, at least for me.

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

You're gonna need 'em

Did I say weeks? I meant Years..., fuck.
Don't bother asking, the "Shiiiiiiitttt!" faces have been on backorder for so long they may as well be discontinued.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Hate Text

And whats with the spacing between the R and U.
A new color for every letter, Really? And whats with the two typefaces. Sad.